jeudi 30 novembre 2006

Things not to say during sex

* I have to poop.
*Smile for the camera!
*Get off me, I'll do it myself.
*This is your first time...right?!?
*You're almost as good as my ex.
*When is this supposed to feel good?
*I thought YOU had the key to the handcuffs!
*I was so horny tonight I would have taken a sheep home.
*Keep it down my mother is a light sleeper.
*Hey! My friend were right! You ARE good!
*On second tought, let's turn to light off!
*I'm sobering up and you're getting ugly.
*But everybody look funny naked.
*Do I have to pay for this?
*No! You're too fat to be on top. You'd kill me!
*Actually, your sister 'likes' it like this.
*What's your name again?
*Hold on, let me change the channel.
*It's nice bein in bed with someone I don't have to inflate.
*Uhhh, I think the condom brokes 10 minutes ago.


j'ai trouver ca trop drole...fallais j'en parle





















Asteur appellez-moi The Shocker....pis ceux qui la pogne pas celle la....mouhahaha je me fou de votre gueule......lol

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